Topic Talk | We ask each other funny questions
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In this episode of The A to Z English Podcast, Xochitl and Jack ask each other funny questions.
Transcript:
Jack
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Jack
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Jack
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Jack
Talk with social.
Jack
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Jack
Welcome to the A-Z English podcast. My name is Jack and I'm here with my.
Jack
Co-host.
Jack
Social and today we're going to do some funny quiz questions. And so I'm going to ask social some questions. She's going to ask me. They're kind of silly, but I think it's it'll be fun to, you know, see what our answers are.
Jack
And so, uh, so. So the first one is.
Jack
If you could teach a dog your dog duende to do 1 human thing, what would it be?
Xochitl
Yeah.
Xochitl
Uh, Jack. That one's hard because initially I want to say I want to teach him to speak, but I think I would get annoyed like I love him to death, but he's like he's a little puppy and he has a lot of energy, so he just be talking my ear off, like how little kids do you know?
Jack
What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this you're like?
Xochitl
Yeah, constantly. Like, so you know.
Xochitl
But you know it's between.
Xochitl
Teaching them how to talk and this is kind of a cheating answer, but I'd like to teach him to be self-sufficient. That way I could just like go on trips without having to worry about him. I feel like he can feed himself and get himself water and take himself out for a walk or whatever if that was possible I would.
Jack
Yeah.
Xochitl
That would be great if you could just be self-sufficient and that.
Xochitl
Just.
Xochitl
Kind of that involves is kind of cheating because it involves a lot of human things under one umbrella.
Jack
You know, but I I just picture him sitting on the sofa like a human with, like, the remote control in his paw.
Jack
It's just kind of slipping through the channels looking for anything with dogs on TV.
Xochitl
Yeah, he would definitely.
Xochitl
Yeah, because there's some shoes he actually likes to watch. I think I was watching, like Sophia and the guard the other day. That's a YouTuber. And he was really intently watching the show. So he's very, yeah, there's some things he really likes. I think he likes Sophia and.
Jack
Wow, that's weird.
Xochitl
I don't know. There. Yeah. There's some things to seem to like more than others. I still haven't figured out the pattern yet with my other dog. He like to with Mouse, which is a dog. But my family had before I had went to. He liked The Walking.
Xochitl
Ed.
발표자
Ohh.
Jack
What? What does that mean?
발표자 2
And.
Xochitl
I don't know. You seem to like The Walking Dead and he like to watch the the show with like a a dog in it too. He would watch that, like, whenever we watched it, he would sit down.
Xochitl
And watch it.
Xochitl
The other shows and before him really quickly. So yeah, I think if if I could teach him to be self-sufficient, that's kind of.
Xochitl
What I would do?
Jack
Yeah. Yeah. Ohh.
Xochitl
Jack, how for your dog. Oh, sorry. Go ahead.
Jack
Oh, no. Yeah, Michael.
Jack
I was going to say the same thing that you said. I was going to say, like I wanted to teach my dog to speak, but actually I don't want.
Jack
My.
Jack
Dog to to talk because.
Jack
You know.
Jack
Yeah.
Jack
She might never stop talking. You know, it's like it could be like a blessing and then it turns into a curse. You know, like you be careful what you wish for.
Jack
I would teach I.
Jack
Would love her to UM.
Jack
Be able to use the toilet.
Xochitl
I knew you were gonna say that. I was like, I knew you were going to say that because she has that issue. Like she kind of poops and.
Xochitl
Pees all over the house, right?
Jack
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would just love for her to just, like, go in the bathroom and jump up on the toilet, use use the bathroom flush.
Jack
And yeah, that would be amazing. That would be amazing. So huge convenience for us.
Xochitl
Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. That. Yeah, Blendy kind of already does that since he, like, just goes in the bathroom if he can't get outside.
Xochitl
Which just makes it really easy to pick up, so I don't really have to worry about them.
Jack
Yeah, yeah.
Jack
Let's let's do it. I got another one here.
Jack
This one is kind of interesting. Like what's your silliest selfie face, or do you do you have a selfie face?
Xochitl
Umm, I don't know if I have a selfie.
Xochitl
Face I think one time.
Xochitl
When I was like 14 like or something, the the uh.
Xochitl
What's it called?
Xochitl
The UM.
Xochitl
Duck lips trend was uh trending and my sister and her friend, who were like two to three years older than me. They're like 16 or 17. Wanna take a picture?
Jack
Yeah.
Xochitl
With me, and we all did like the duck lips trend. And if people don't know, you would kind of purse your lips and make this like, duck face. Kind of.
Jack
You. You they think it's the idea is that it makes your lips look bigger, right?
Xochitl
You know, like it's like a parodying face. It was supposed to be cute, I guess, like back in the day, I don't. I think you were making fun of the trend when we did it. So we already knew it was silly, but some people did it unironically. Like some people really thought it made them look cuter.
Jack
Yeah.
Xochitl
So I don't know, but yeah, that's probably that probably is number one for me. How about you, Jack?
Jack
This is really embarrassing. I'm disclosing too much information here, but.
Jack
Uh, I I had a period of time where I used to make a mirror face. I had a mirror face.
Jack
UM, where? I did something weird with my mouth every time I looked in the mirror.
Jack
And and and and I I didn't. I didn't know that I had this habit, you know.
Jack
UM and I don't know what I I can't explain it but.
Jack
But I I someone called me out on it at one point. It gave it. It was really embarrassing for me and I and I then I realized all the time that I that I was doing this like I would. I don't know. I'd push like my.
Jack
Bottom lip out with my tongue a little bit to maybe make my face like a little bit more.
Jack
What I thought was more attractive, more handsome or something I I don't know. Like it was. It was a very strange habit and.
Xochitl
Like I would do that too actually with the. Also with the with the the tongue on the bottom lip, and then I would also lose. I didn't know how doing it either. I would raise my eyebrows up.
Jack
Oh, OK. So yeah, there's different variations of this, uh and my my friend, but the friend that called me out on it, she's.
Jack
Like.
Jack
She caught me to I I I remember walking into an office. I remember this vividly because it's. It was so humiliating and she was on the inside of the office and I was on the outside. But the the the glass was reflective.
Jack
From my perspective, uh, my point of view.
Jack
And so when I caught a glimpse of my face in the the the window I did the mirror face just reflexively.
Jack
UM. And she's like, oh, you have a mirror face, you know, or something like that or whatever. And I'm like, what? What are you talking about? I didn't do anything. I just denied it, you know, and. And then she's like, I, I do this totally weird face when I look in the mirror, she told me she does the same thing, but at least she does it in the privacy of her own.
Jack
I was doing it in public and and I I really had to.
Jack
Like tamp it do
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